Tuesday, August 5, 2008

An Old Married Couple Orders Drinks

Flight Attendant - Can I get you anything to drink?

Me - Yes, Diet Sprite please.

B - Diet Sprite, thank you.

Flight attendant returns with drinks.

Me, B - Thank you.

Drinking drinks.

Me to B - I don't think this is Sprite. It's water. *Tries another sip* Yea, it's water.

B - Are you sure?

Me - *Sip* YES! It's water!

B - Here, try mine...

Me - *Takes a sip of his Sprite and realizes what a stupid conversation we're having and almost spits it out laughing. Like I don't know the difference between water and Sprite!? Seriously?*

1 comment:

Haralamos said...

Ha Ha! Getting old stinks, memory goes, sanity goes but at least you got your sense of humor.