Jane Dough

Jane was a simple girl. She kept to herself and enjoyed the simple things in life... like hats.

Jane was lonely though. Her little doughy heart longed for more.

Then one day she met a handsome little dough man named John. He was the love of her life.

They grew old together and shared many things together - hats, new hairstyles...

Until one day a horrible tragedy occurred. A menace like no other swept through their tiny dough village.

You may recall, it was all over the news.

It was a day that the Dough people will never forget. It's known simply as the Dough Disaster of '09.

RIP Jane & John *sigh*